we know what to do at crime scenes
we have the knowledge on how to kill
we can cook for all the wrong reasons
we love satan
We love serial killers
we know how to torture
we know how to get rid of bodies
and dispose of them
we know more satanic stuff then the average person should know
and we are probably crazy
probably? -screams maniacally for no reason-
Noticed some interesting graffiti at my new grocery store… (no, I didn’t do it!)
My older bro and I created this dramatization of our discovery….
What the fuck man
This post goes around on this site and everytime I see it, as a Theologist in making it annoys me to see these “militiant atheists” (or fedoraists, to seperate the good ones from the bad ones, cause I love you guys) who tries to falsely accuse the Holy Scriptures with things that are never said in either of the scriptures. "That women are to be sold if they were raped" in the Bible or "That women must sexually submit to men" in the Qu’ran. Ofcourse, I’m not trying to prove Satanism wrong, I don’t really care what people believe in, but I’m here to correct the misinterpretations by Tumblr’s gullible community as a way to educate, because it might actually interest you to know some real facts about what the Abrahamic religions says on the matter:
- First of all - YOU ALL KNOW THAT ADULTERY IS PROHIBITED IN EITHER SCRIPTURES, YET YOU TRY TO TURN THOSE VERSES UPSIDE DOWN FOR YOUR OWN PLEASURE.
[17:32, 25:68-70, Quran]
[Exodus 20:14 Proverbs 6:32 Hebrew 13:4]
- Second - There are no verses that said so, never has that been said.
- Third - No one sells women when they’ve been violated, who even does that today?
- Fourth - Do you guys actually read the scriptures AT ALL???
- Fifth - There’s one verse in Deuteronomy that claims that a Man should marry and stay with the woman if she’d been violated by him and pay her 50 shekels. [Deuteronomy 22:29]
1. Christians do not follow the Torah/Old Testament anymore, they follow the New Testament. It’s called the New Covenant, and Jesus never claimed anything about selling women in the Gospels.
2. The rapist is required to marry his victim, and is not permitted to divorce her without her consent. The Talmud explains that this obligation rests on the rapist, NOT THE VICTIM. She is under no obligation to marry him. ”He must pay fifty shekels to compensate her for the lack of gifts, and is also forced to marry her, should she desire it” says Bible commentator and philosopher Rabbi Isaac Abarbanel, so you won’t bash Judaism for that either.
[Talmud, Ketubot 49b]
- Fifth - FOR THE LAST TIME, USE SOURCES FOR THE VERSES THAT SAYS SO
- Sixth - Rape is strictly forbidden in either scriptures and can result in a mild case of THE DEADNESS - not only is it Adultery, but in Islam, Christianity as well as Judaism it’s an act of terror against an individual and society.
That post has over 100,000 notes, can you believe that at least 50,000 people on this Shaytaan website fell for it and assumes that we all condone such acts?
Holy hell, people- with all the accusations on this site of “racism” and “prejudice”, THIS slips by? Why? Because there is a large community of Christians, Muslims, and Jewish people? Because it’s an “old” religion?
Don’t persecute religions. PERIOD.
You are dealing with that may be forged with someone’s soul it means so much to them- you don’t want to stab someone there, I know you don’t.
For my main rant:
#1: “Do you guys actually read the scriptures AT ALL???” Do you know any Jewish people? Muslims? Christians? HAVE YOU ASKED THEM WHAT THEY BELIEVE?
I am a Christian. Christian theology teaches that rape is one of the worst sins someone can commit as a “most precious jewel” is being stolen- this doesn’t just mean someone’s virginity, but someone’s feelings of security, sexual security, and general safety/trust.
As a rape survivor myself, I can say I have been met with nothing but love and support from my fellow Christians, my Jewish friends/acquaintances, and my Muslim friends/acquaintances.
My Jewish and Muslim friends who were female have been some of the strongest, most respectable women I’ve ever met: feminists who believed in the equality of both genders.
I’ve been told “what I believe” by way too many angry people who persecuted me because of my religion, even friends who innocently have the wrong impression. Please don’t “tell” someone what they believe. ASK.
(Source: jimmy-the-satanist, via heimdall-keeper-of-the-bifrost)
rip dick butt
HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND A RELATIVE VIA TUMBLR.
Guys, this is my Great-Great-Uncle Dick.
I’M DEAD SERIOUS, this man was my grandmother’s uncle (the brother of my grandmother’s mother). One side of my family is the “Butt” side (I cherished that info as a child), and my grandmother used to talk about an “Uncle Dick” on her mother’s side who lives in Spokane, Washington but was born in Mansfield with my great-grandmother.
Two or three weeks ago, my grandmother called me because she was sad that her Uncle Dick died. She said he was very lucky to live so long, so at least he lived a good life. She couldn’t go to the funeral (she herself is very sick and cannot travel).
I NEVER CONNECTED THAT MY OWN RELATIVE WAS “DICK BUTT”.
R.I.P., Uncle Dick. God rest you, and I’m sorry for laughing so hard.
There was an unexpected deposit at The Toilet earlier today.
As we all know, The Toilet is a wondrous natural installment that is hypnotic and enjoyable to watch. But it is also an ever-present danger for the citizens of Left Bathroom Corner.
T.P. Holder and Roll #23 tragically plummeted to their deaths between 5 and 6 pm today, September 19, 2014. Experts have determined it was a joint-suicide, as both were discovered at the bottom of the bowl, Miss #23 lingering near the Tunnel as Mr. Holder dived after her but buoyed back to the surface.
"I’ve been worried about T since I met him," Plunger reported to us. Mr. Plunger himself has been close friends with Mr. Holder since The Great Move mid-august. Plunger became a good friend of Miss #23 after the retirement of her predecessor, Mr. Roll #22 Jr.
"They were such a lovely couple," Toilet B. Cleaner-Brush sobbed. "If only Rubbish and Duckie had given their blessing, they’d be happy newlyweds and this whole ordeal would have never happened!"
Rubbish Bin Dispenser, 3 years old, and her husband Duckie Soap Dispenser, 2 years old, have been married for over a whole year. Toilet Paper Holder, age unknown, became their adopted son sometime last month (he was known to his friends as “T” or “T.P.”).
Mr. and Mrs. Dispenser refused to comment on the tragic suicide of their son and his girlfriend.
Roll #24, who took over Miss #23’s occupation, was living on the Toilet Tank Plateau and witnessed #23 and Holder’s suicide.
"The Dispensers were not happy with the relationship [between #23 and Holder],” Roll #24 tells us. “T was going to propose to 23, but Duckie put his foot down and that’s when the major drama started.”
According to #24, Cleaner-Brush, and Sir Bath Mat, the Dispensers disapproved of their son’s idea of marriage due to the transient occupation of Rolls:
"Rubbish and Duckie have been around almost as long as me and Toothie [Señor Toothbrush, 4 years old]," Sir Mat explained. "They’ve seen how many Rolls have come and gone. They thought T’s relationship would only end in heartbreak when #24’s time was up."
Sadly it seems the Dispensers’ attempts did not prevent heartbreak as the entire Bathroom community is shaken to its core by the double suicide of Toilet Paper Holder, age unknown, and Roll #24, 2 1/2 half weeks.
Um, while I dug out my toilet paper roll and toilet paper dispenser-thingy from the toilet earlier today- thank glob the water was new- I was filled with horror and panic even though my hands were gloved, so I thought up this funny take to distract myself. Guess I have pretty black humor xD (Oh, and my soap is a ceramic duckie dispenser, hence the name.)
"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"
I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO
the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot
why is richard dawkins using a giant hammer
He’s Thor in disguise
guess we found Mjölnir. Thor’s looks were greatly exaggerated.
i saw this on reddit today:
and i was about to write a big long response to it (especially because the comments section was pretty awful) but then I found this beautiful comment:
"I do not believe this sort of thing belongs in /r/gaming,…
THIS IS SOMETHING TO REALLY THINK ABOUT:
”us vs. them mentality”
Don’t let sexist media/commercials/influences trap you into thinking
men, women = us versus them
There is no “versus”! Like this user says, “their” culture IS our culture, no matter your gender! We are both human beings, despite our differences. It’s my belief that man and woman evolved to balance out one another, experiencing life side by side either as soulmates or friends or relatives.
Sexism = degrading either gender into “us v.s. them” mentality
Sexism = attempting to create an un-bridge-able gap between genders
THIS GAP DOESN’T REALLY EXIST. It’s more like a pot-hole between man and woman; we can both relate to one another more easily than we are led to believe by certain sources.
Please remember: If you attack one gender, you are hurting BOTH.